Jumat, Desember 18, 2009

school

reaksi orang orang ketika mendengar 'al-azhar kemandoran'

ooh, yang deket kali itu ya?

--SBY

hah?dimana tuh?

--dari anak fb gaul yang selalu menanyakan 'anak mana?'

sekolah gue tuh dulu

--dari alumni sekolah

sekolah gembel

--dari anak sekolah sendiri

sekolah korup!

--dari anak sekolah ketika ada bayaran yang ga wajar

FIRE IN THE HOLE!!

--dari anak ga jelas, atau ini cuma khayalan gue aja

terlalu penasaran

gue terlalu penasaran sama Alive - The Final Evolution, tentang gimana lanjutannya, dan udah sampe mana. jadi gue search di google tempat scanning nya dimana, dan

gue liat forum forum siapa tau ada yang udah dapet dan dengan senang hati nge scan

the result:

1. gue ga dapet apa apa, selain MEREKA TERLALU TERLAMBAT. ga ada satupun yang tau volume 18 udah keluar

2. menurut mereka hirose itu cakep

3. taisuke harus sama nami

4. jarang banget manggil yura dengan namanya, pasti manggil nya the bubble,si gelembung

5. si D2 dipanggil si pervert-bermuka cantik-tapi ganteng

6. pada tergila gila pada nami

7. pada bilang mitama itu, the creepy one

8. pada bilang yuuta itu cakep

9. pada bilang gambarnya si adachitoka jadi keren

10. DAN GUE TERLALU PENASARAN GIMANA LANJUTANNYA

Kamis, Desember 03, 2009

omegle

You: are you my pet?

Stranger: ..your pet?

You: yes

Stranger: um no i don't think so
Stranger: why?

You: because i'm trying to find my pet

Stranger: what kind of is your pet

You: penguin

Stranger: ohh
Stranger: i really don't what you are talking about though

You: yeah, penguin is in antartica now
You: or artic?

Stranger: i think it's antarctica
Stranger: or something
Stranger: why are you looking for your penguin on omegle?

You: because, it's too far to find it in antartica. may be someone must be fake penguin in omegle

Stranger: this is such a weird conversation

You: of course
You: you can close it if you aren't fake penguin ir grizzly bear
You: *or

Stranger: uh no i'm just a regular person
Stranger: not a penguin or a grizzly bear

You: may be you are a kangaroo?

Stranger: hmm more like a polar bear

You: whoa
You: that's good

Stranger: so what are you then?

You: i'm a normal person want to find a fake animals, and it mean i'm not a normal person

Stranger: you sound weird but funny

You: thank you, everyone always said it to me

Stranger: i really don't know what's up with this fake-animal thing
Stranger: though

You: yeah, because i hate clown, and i think 'clown' must can be 'fake animals' or 'fake ape'

Stranger: i really don't know what to say back to you

You: everyone always said it to me too

Stranger: what if i said that i was your pet? would something change?

You: i know you aren't my pet. but if i it happens, can i call you 'hey hey hey,rolling! ?
i'm not your true friend

and i never write 'mean' into 'meant'

and i never write 'choose' into 'choose choose' *may she want to said 'memilih milih' in english?

and i never write 'mothers' if i have one mother

but i want to say something about you


YOUR ENGLISH IS SUCK!